what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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