What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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y u no like me joke?

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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