My name is Jeff

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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how did the man die he didnt

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Ron Paul for President!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Women can vote? wtf

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Tommy got neutered.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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