A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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