Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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The game.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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