White NBA players.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Black people having a Job.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What the hell are you doing?

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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