- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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