- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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