- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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