A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Do u take sugar?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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