A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Wolfjob.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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