What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I am very humble.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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