What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Gay republicans

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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