- Anti Joke

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

ded on boomer and aodddan

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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