- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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