- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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