- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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