why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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