- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Your mom is so old she died

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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