- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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