- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What is the difference?

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why was the woman?

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

woman's lacrosse

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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