Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Anti Joke

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