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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What happened to your hamster? It died.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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