Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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