- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Samraj.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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