Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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I like touching my boobs

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Pineapple.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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when debbie meets downer

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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