How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock Go Away

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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