You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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