- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

were at work systems r down

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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