- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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