- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

penus

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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