- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Womens rights

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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