- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What does water taste like? Water

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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