- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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