- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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