What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Womans baksetball...

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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