- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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