He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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