Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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diarrhea.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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