- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

whats the capital of congo famine

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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