- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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