- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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