- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Women deserve equal rights.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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