4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Where's my baby??

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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