What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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anti jokes are for fags

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Continents are large islands.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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