why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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womans having rights.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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