- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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