- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Your mom is so old she died

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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