Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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