- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have an erection My mom!

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

PIED NINNY!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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